IMF Credit Cartel Executes Hostile Takeover Plans
PANAMA In an unprecedented move, the International Meme Fund (IMF) has swapped the chaos of shitcoin casinos for the polished ...
It’s official: Wearing Pit Vipers is ‘permission to Mog’
LOS ANGELES It’s official. Pit Vipers have become the badge of superiority. Once ski-slope gear, now they dominate boardrooms, beer ...
Man in BAYC hoodie thinks it’s still 2021
SINGAPORE Crowds in Singapore were stunned when a dazed man in a Bored Ape Yacht Club hoodie wandered out of ...
Breakout retest for $Pepe
Traders are watching $PEPE as it circles back to retest a key breakout level. Will it hold as support and ...
25,000 Crypto Bros Descend on Singapore
SINGAPORE is bracing for impact as 25,000 crypto bros descend on Marina Bay Sands for TOKEN2049, turning the island state ...
$IMF: The first institutional grade token – with legal, enforceable rights
SINGAPORE The Cartel’s playbook has once again caught markets off guard. IMF, once dismissed as a memecoin experiment, is now ...
Buyer of HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu says ‘I bought the wrong Bitcoin’
TENNESSEE Phil McKraken, 67, fainted when he found out what he had bought with his hard-earned retirement funds. The small ...
Opinion: Why this paper sucks
USA The editor of the Whale Street Journal got in touch. Told me he valued my opinion and wanted to ...
The Rise of Onchain Credit
SINGAPORE Credit is the world’s largest market, with more than $300 trillion in motion. It has underwritten households, corporations and ...
Opinion: My thoughts on the future of NFTs
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IMF Quietly Expands Into Blue-Chip
SYDNEY The IMF has slipped wstETH onto its platform with little noise, but the implications are big. Until now, IMF ...
Bubbling Up: $REKT Coin
UNITED KINGDOM In a crypto market dominated with cartoon animals or celeb coins, $REKT is attempting something new. It is ...
Bald, Based and Backed: Why cbBTC Matters
USA cbBTC, Coinbase’s wrapped Bitcoin, is more than just another token. Backed one-to-one with BTC held in Coinbase custody, it ...
Opinion: Belief as Collective Demand
SINGAPORE When it comes to meme coins, the community is the product. The people, the belonging, the mission, the meaning, ...
$Joe Snaps Up Iconic ‘EmotiGuy’ IP
CANADA Joe Coin ($JOE) has acquired full IP rights to the iconic 20-year-old meme character EmotiGuy, marking a first in ...
