PANAMA In an unprecedented move, the International Meme Fund (IMF) has swapped the chaos of shitcoin casinos for the polished mahogany of Wall Street boardrooms. Analysts say the Cartel’s latest maneuver, powered by the Salutary framework, has transformed IMF into an institutional-grade asset—something brokers in pinstripes whisper about between martinis.
Unlike frothy tokens still bouncing around like bubbles, IMF is grounded in concrete control. With 33% of supply, any syndicate can trigger legally recognized change-of-control rights over the entire business: app, treasury, brand, and IP. Traders once chasing pump-and-dumps are now talking mergers and acquisitions, rehearsing “fiduciary responsibility” while wearing Pit Vipers.
Salutary’s enforceability has given IMF what no memecoin ever had: teeth. Singapore law and the New York Convention back the rights, giving IMF the same legal muscle Fortune 500 giants rely on. When the Cartel calls a vote, the boardroom listens. The phrase “IMF is Power” has shifted from meme to market reality.
For now, IMF sits at the crossroads—one foot in MemeFi’s smoke-filled back rooms, the other on Wall Street’s marble steps. Whether you call it a hostile takeover or just good business, the message is clear: the Cartel is no longer playing with tokens. It’s playing with institutions.
