SINGAPORE Crowds in Singapore were stunned when a dazed man in a Bored Ape Yacht Club hoodie wandered out of Marina Bay Sands yesterday, mumbling about “floor price” and “Discord whitelists.”
Witnesses say he’d woken from an “NFT coma.” One barista reported he tried to buy kopi with a JPEG, shouting “wen utility?” Others passers-by heard the man complaining that OpenSea looked “different.”
The man was last seen drifting towards a TOKEN2049 afterparty and hasn’t been seen since. Security staff noted he seemed confused, insisting loudly that “apes are still the meta.”
Police chiefs have since issued a public warning, advising residents to be cautious if approached by individuals in BAYC merchandise. “Do not accept unsolicited JPEGs or promises of passive income,” one spokesperson said. “If you hear the words ‘blue chip NFT,’ please walk away calmly.”
